Quillarious Report No1

Quillarious Report No1 by Alastair Sadler
 Yeeeeeeees!
We launched and it went very well.

That right folks numero uno! The first ever Quillarious was last night and we go off to a great start. Two teams ‘Oooer’ and ‘Snofta’ danced merrily in the bouncy castle of their minds to get the giggle and tap into the titter. 

After a little creative warm up we got into a pun creation round called Pundamonium.

Seemingly un-connectable words were hitched-up, shoe-horned and crowbarred together.

E.g. Lorries and shaving. Not easy but Ryan got that famous trucking brand Eddi Stobble-art.

How about Duran Duran singer Simon Le Bon and Taxidermy: Hungry like the stuffed wolf; Wild Boars Wild Boars; and my favourite dish Stuffed Chicken on Le Bon.

I’d hoped for a few answers but Ducks and Gangsters got us collectively into a state of Punarrhea:

A gangster duck selling quack, who was clearly a bad assed mother ducker, hid his weed in the pond, while laundering his bills and keeping a breast of the gangster pecking order. Sometimes, while others were in a flap, he’d just be winging it to the top of the bill while pondering his triad loyalties. For he was a Peking duck. Eider dunno if they’re any good but we had fun fishing them out. 

Paulina won the first ever Quillari as she said one suggestion in English and Finish which makes it the obvious place to stop. 

Thanks to everyone for playing Quillarious and to our stand up acts:

Andrew Murray, Ryan Mold, Susie Steed, Andre, Paulina, James Gawthorpe,  Bentley Browning and our headliner Matt Duwell.

So thirteen weeks to Edinburgh! Time to Get my act together and develop Quillarious into a slick show. What could possibly go wrong!
By the way, this little Quillarious clip is my new logo.  It took less than an hour to do! Annoying isn't it!